A brand new service station built especially for the Chavs. Features 4 split level gamezones, with a further auditorium dedicated to Vivids, all unchipped, with 4 change machines to serve the coins in order to put 60 in to get 50 out. Shoplifting facilities include a general store, selling fags, baccy and rizlers. Coke cans  and Bacofoil are stacked in the same isle for convenience. 8 ATM points are provided, including one in each of the gamezones.

   Parking is free for the first week provided you can prove you have forced and streaked at least one Pie Factory per day – an on site portrait photographer can be provided if customers are unable to work out how to use their camera phones.

    2 dedicated Scroungepoints have been added to complement the 8 ATM points, and a Fruitspider memorial fountain is nearing completion in the ample grounds.

   The diner and coffee shop boast the best sharking facilities of any service station I have ever surveyed. Webcams are in each gamezone, and premium tables have an inbuilt LCD microlaptop display and a trackball is available to select and move the camera of choice.

   In the grounds a covered and floodlit boxing ring has been provided to settle disputes over who was on what machine after getting change.

   Burberry are to open a second hand store in the entrance foyer in the early spring, and a salvation army soup kitchen is available for the long walk back to the car when the Giro is all gone.

Scroungepoint
Coins on floor
Beggars Corner

Free
Free
Free

Coffee
Pot of hot water
Flask of hot water

£2
Free
10p

Gents lavatory cubicle
Restaurant Seats
Arcade
Tent in field

2 Hours Free
Pushbikes £1
Tents 50p
Holdalls Free

24 Hours on weekdays
All day at weekends

Machine

Stake(s)

Jackpot

Percentage

25p

£25 + Red Board

72%

25p

£25 + Red Board

72%

25p

£25 + Red Board

72%

25p

AFU Streak + STNW JP

72%

25p

STNW JP x 2

72%

25p

£6 Board every hour

27%